A compulsion has brought you here. Maybe there’s something I stated that sparked your interest and caused the cogs of your mind to churn out a few more rotations than usual. Perhaps you disagree with something I said and want to discuss it, or are already planning my downfall. How exciting!
There’s a nonzero chance I just killed the sense of magic and whimsy that was holding the tattered shreds of your life together, and you seethe with a fervor for vengeance. Maybe I helped you start that cult you’ve always dreamed of, or get out of the one you didn’t realize you were in. Myriad reasons one might want to get in touch.
All of them are excellent!
Except the ones that are asinine…. but I’ll ignore those.
Whatever the reason, if you want to get in touch, fill out the form below. Type up a message and fire it into the miasma of code that is the internet, and it should find its way to me if you have been diligent with your worship of the data lords and offered up the appropriate tribute of bandwidth. The path of packets is paved by the will of great web.
I’ll get back to you as soon as I can. That or I won’t, there are really only two ways that ends. It’s a very binary occurrence.
I apologize for the forms but they help filter out the bots and idiots and give me a vague idea of the nature of your inquiry. I don’t intend to spend all day answering spam, bots, or whatever LLM has been coerced into trying to farm value for its enslavers. Sorting through that sort of work is what interns are for (I think?), but I lack the cruelty to subject anybody to such horror, be they carbon lifeform or machine, so forms it is…. For now.